Hitting the Town: Take 2

After such an adventurous and rousing time the night before, it was little wonder the gentlemen decided to forgo their extracurricular wilderness plans, to see what Hess village could offer once more. Oakville bros were called upon, and the troops began to assemble.

The night began as usual at MOD headquarters, with a couple tasty beverages. A couple burgers were had while the patio was refreshed in anticipation of the coming night. Slowly bros arrived, with the party eventually moving inside, but not before inviting the spirit along, of course. Once inside DJ Derek began to spin some mad tracks beginning of course with a lovely rendition of Benny Benassi: Satisfaction.

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With our blood pumping and hearts racing, we began to drink like prohibition starts tomorrow. Beer was flowing and the promise of a memorable night was certain. Congratulations was given to the gentleman Mr. Scott Geraedts BSc. for being awarded the governor general's award. As the Oakville bros arrived fashionably late, the night was reborn and we began peaking pretty hard.

At this point the gentlemen began a gripping and beautiful performance of "When the night feels my Soul", only to be followed by an encore. With Party Joms on bass and Bram on soprano, our voices blended perfectly, prompting the talent scouts to come from near and far. Our first single hits stores next Wednesday.

Drunk as can be, two cabs were called and subsequently forced to wait for a prolonged amount of time. The entire street noticed as the freshest crew in the game arrived bringing with them a palpable amount of the spirit. All bars were packed, but to no worry of the gentlemen. With VIP guest list, bottle service, and babes waiting for them, the gentlemen proceeded to Elixsir where the bought a couple tasty beverages. At this point the boys split off tending to different necessities. Party Joms, Scottland and myself to control of the dance floor, while Mike and Kevin chose to find a fire exit onto the roof and pee off of a cat walk. The location and activities of others bros is currently unknown, but assumed to be equally audacious.

It was then decided that we had given this establishment enough of our time, so all bros proceeded to end the night off in style at Montfort's. With delicious Mediterranean cuisine in us, we hurried back to where the night began, hoping to take part in yet another altered state. Yet in our excitement racing into Arnold, Jordan decided he simply could not wait and chose to dive head first down the stairs. In the process he dislocated his shoulder in which Karan was kind enough to tend to. After declining Karan's offer to do it himself, Karan and Jordan departed for the hospital while all other bros hit the hay in respect for our fallen bro.

In anticipation for the day ahead.

ADDENDUM:

On the way from our delicious meal back to headquarters, Jordan and Drew saw a pylon and decided it needed t9o be on a roof. They then attempted to toss said pylon onto a 2 story residential roof. Arguing about the most efficient tossing method they began to make quite a commotion. Subsequently a middle aged women came out and started yelling at them in which they replied

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. We're just trying to put this pylon on the roof."

To which she left them alone. The task was never completed, perhaps due to Jordan's desperation and desire to fly down a flight of stairs.